What My Sister Should Call Me

When my sister asked me why did our parents decided they wanted another kid

I was like:

Whenever my sister shows me a picture of a guy she likes

I’m like:

When someone ask what my sister and I like

We’re like:

Whenever our mom wants us to do the dishes

When all my friends sisters return from college, but my sister hasn’t

I’m like: 

The time my sister visited the pound

Whenever my sister calls me a bitch

I’m like:

When ever I come home from college

My sister’s like:

 

When my sister and I get 1,143 followers!

Whenever my sister and I are getting ready to go out